Privacy Policy

 

Are You Kidding Me? This Is America. There. Is. No. Privacy...

About the only thing we ever get ' round these parts is the odd message from anyone who sends an Email or fills out a Contact form. We then happily sell that data to the Underwear Gnomes or other Unworldly Creatures for shiny bits of metal or small wheels of incredibly expensive European cheese...

Just kidding. We actually sell as much of your info as we can to a Rough and Tumble Horde of Canadian Lumberjacks so they can stay warm and cozy in the winter.

Seriously, we don't collect anything so we have nothing to sell. End of Privacy Policy.